We have not heard much from Ariana Grande in recent months and now we know why… For as we can see from the behind-the-scenes photos below, Ariana Grande appears to have been preparing to go for gold at the Summer Olympics in Paris later this month as part of the USA’s new dick riding team.

 

Ever since the International Olympic Competition Committee announced that they would be adding dick riding to the games in 2024, it was expected that America’s foremost cock jokey Ariana Grande would jump (or should I say bounce) at the chance to represent her county and show the whole world what a naughty little dick drainer she is.

Yes, there is no doubt that Ariana Grande is extremely excited (as we can see in the photo below) to be going to the Olympics to mount some man meat (as she is the odds on favorite to win the gold)…

However, one should not count out the hometown hoes from France… As those degenerate French floozies have a proud tradition of tootling tools that goes back centuries.